Coffee Quotes IV

COFFEE QUOTES IV

quotations about coffee

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

EARL WILSON

attributed, Java: How to Program

Source

People love coffee because of its two-fold effect--the pleasurable sensation and the increased efficiency it produces.

WILLIAM HARRISON UKERS

All About Coffee

Source

It has been acclaimed "the most grateful lubricant known to the human machine," and "the most delightful taste in all nature."

WILLIAM HARRISON UKERS

foreword, All About Coffee

Source

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume.

JOHN VAN DRUTEN

The Voice of the Turtle

Source

Coffee is the world's most valuable trading commodity after oil.

ANTONY WILD

Coffee: A Dark History

Source

Coffee in England is just toasted milk.

CHRISTOPHER FRY

New York Post, Nov. 29, 1962

Source

Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.

ROBERT A. HEINLEIN

Glory Road

Source

To many people, decaffeinated coffee is like a car without an engine--it might look good on the surface, but it won't get you where you want to go.

SUSAN GILBERT

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Starting And Running A Coffeebar

Source

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

EDDIE IZZARD

attributed, The Mammoth Book of Great British Humour

Source

I should also note that if coffee does not prevent or inhibit sleep, it will stimulate dream projections, and also aid you in bringing the critical faculties into the dream state.

JANE ROBERTS

The Early Sessions

Source

When my coffee is gone, so is my motivation.

JAROD KINTZ

Seriously Delirious

Source

Starbuck's is going to start selling instant coffee. This is for people who want the quality of Sanka, but want to pay the high Starbuck's price.

JAY LENO

The Tonight Show, October 2, 2009

Source

Roasted coffee contains over eight hundred separate flavour and aroma components, most of which form in the crucible of the roaster. This strange alchemy accounts in part for the hold that coffee exerts over our imagination.

ANTONY WILD

Coffee: A Dark History

Source

A man full of bad coffee is apt to commit any crime. Some of them even write letters to the papers.

S. JAY KAUFMAN

The Tea & Coffee Trade Journal, September 1921

Source

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?

ALBERT CAMUS

attributed, The Paradox of Choice

Source

As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?