Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Reputation is made in a moment. Character is built in a lifetime.
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The man who stops advertising to save money is the man who stops the clock to save time.
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All you need is love. And a tiara. And maybe a cookie.
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I've never been skydiving, but I have zoomed-in on Google Earth really fast.
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Morning sex: proven to be more effective than coffee.
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My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
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A river cuts through rock, not because of its power, but because of its persistence.
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The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace.
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Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.
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Counting other people's sins does not make you a saint.
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Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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I like rumors. I find out so much about me that I didn't even know!
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I'm not addicted to reading. I can quit as soon as I finish the next chapter.
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If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns.
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Sometimes when you think the storm is coming to rain on your parade, it's actually there to water your garden.
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During sex it's perfectly fine to say "YEAH", "YES", and "OH YES", but how awkward would it be if someone kept screaming "YEP"?
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Good girls go to Heaven. Bad girls go to Vegas.
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Hockey is figure skating in a war zone.
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Your body is a temple, but how long can you live in the same house before you redecorate.
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